Everyday Italian My Ass
I’m watching an episode of Everyday Italian on the Food Network. I’ve never watched this before, as I don’t tend to watch this channel, but I’m stressed and bored and Clean House on Style is a repeat I’ve seen a zillion times.
This chick annoys me greatly. The little accent she uses when saying things like “ricotta” and “stratta” makes me want to smack her. And when they show the little snippets of her shopping for food, why do they play porn music? I guess somewhere some really fat person is masturbating to her shopping for cheese and mushrooms. “Oh yeah, that’s it….. sniff that block of parmesan… oh yeah baby….”
And honestly, I don’t believe this woman has ever eaten a full meal in her life, much less an Italian meal. Ever seen that kitschy little sign that says “Never trust a skinny cook”? There is some wisdom in that. This stick person probably purges at every commercial break.
Can you tell I’m in a really pissy mood?
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Sorry you’re pissy, but you sure made me laugh!
TOO funny… I have seen the show you speak of and also became irritated at her italian accent that emerges for those very words you mention!! Therefore, I feel moved to laugh aloud and then respond to your entry
Giada looks like a bobblehead doll. I don’t trust her AT ALL.
I don’t like Giada either.You are too funny - “never trust a skinny cook” ha!
oh man, you nailed this one on the head. Giada’s been bugging both J and me for months. The first time I saw the show, my thought was “They found ‘pretty’ girl, put her in low-cut dress, and called it a cooking show.”*sigh* it’s sad to me that the whole “sex sells” thing has now made its way to Food TV.
Oh, her accent when she gets to certain words… it kills me. I should do that when I come across German words. Excuse me, but it’s time to make the SCHNITZEL and jump in my VOLKSWAGON!! hee hee
Love the tude….you have such a sweet way with words. I have never seen her show, but I am with you, especially when it comes to Italian. The cook better be big, fat, gray haired, have a consistent accent and perhaps a stubbly chin for good measure.
I am anti-Giada as well. The way she pronounces some of those words irritates me to no end - crostini is another one.I had no idea that she was as annoying to other people as she is to me. Food Network should take her show off (along with that Semi-Homeade chick) and put on extra Paula Deen!
Dude, I don’t know how I missed this, but she’s my second girlfriend. Second only to my beloved Mariska Hargitay. Also, believe it or not, most of her recipes are really good. Everyone says she looks like a bobble head doll. And I’ve seen her eat. She’s got another show and she’s been on a bunch of other stuff. The accent thing can be a little annoying, but I think her parents are FOB Italian.