SEX!
Well. Now that I have your attention….
Yeah, yeah, I haven’t posted in ages and now I’m hopped up on marshmallows and tired beyond belief, so you get two in one night. That sounds dirty. Well, actually this whole post is going to sound kind of dirty. And please note that I added a new category especially for this entry called TMI. So don’t say you haven’t been warned.
So yeah, um, since the baby has been born? Best. Sex. Ever. I don’t know what got rearranged down there during childbirth, but damn! Jake and I were just discussing this tonight in the car, actually. I guess this is Mother Nature’s way of making up for cheating me out of the crazy insatiable need for sex during my pregnancy. Back then, I had heartburn so awful that sex was bordering on misery because I was either laying down or getting jostled around too much. The cruel irony is that now that it is so earth-shakingly good, I’m too tired to do it most of the time. Damn baby who won’t sleep through the night anymore! I read somewhere that this is her way of preventing pesky siblings. I truly believe that.
Anyone else have this happen? Just curious. The sex part, not the baby not sleeping through the night. I know there are plenty of you out there whose babies don’t sleep through the night.
Now I need to go to bed. And not to have sex, so stop thinking that. My boobs are way too engorged and painful for that. But that’s a story for another blog entry. This is about my hoo-ha, not my boobs. Jeez….
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Um, sadly, I am the opposite…
I’ll get back to you on that. I haven’t had sex since before the Mini was born. And I had a c-section.
so, out of curiosity, how long did you have to wait? Don’t things down there need a bit of time to heal?err, congratulations, btw
Yeah, after 3 excruciating months healing things got really good, but man it was pure hell before that…I seriously thought I could sue the doctor for stitching me wrong….my husband thought I was tying his penis in a tourniquet that is how “tight” it was down there and not in a good way. SHUDDER just remembering it. So glad that part is over.
I’m in the “what sex?” category and as you might recall my baby was born FOURTEEN MONTHS AGO. So send some of your mojo sex stuff over here…
Damn, You. are. so. LUCKY! I am sooooo totally opposite. Had sex once in the last 7 months and so totally going to seek help because this just isnt normal. I have no desire at all. None. Actually the thought repulses me so you are so so very very lucky and I am jelious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!