Holy Mother of God

May 10th, 2008

I swear, I swear, I swear that I will NEVER go this long between bikini waxes ever again.

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I took three advil before I went. What I should have done was take two vicodin and had Jake drive me there and back. Oweeee…. It doesn’t even look pretty - it’s far too red and angry. I think that I might be bleeding in spots too.

We have errands to do but I think I’m just going to lay in bed with my legs in the air.


3 Responses to “Holy Mother of God”

  1. sarah on May 10, 2008 1:42 pm

    oooowwwweeeee! Baby powder has helped me when faced with the same situation.

  2. AndreAnna on May 10, 2008 2:08 pm

    See, right now I’m living like an ostrich. Since I can no longer see my bikini line under my swollen belly, it doesn’t exist, right? So I don’t need to wax it, right?

    Gah! I don’t waaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnna go!

  3. statia on May 11, 2008 12:56 am

    Dude. I’ve been thinking to myself, “Man, Donna hasn’t blogged in forever!” Only to find out that I’ve missed like weeks worth of posts. Is your feed fucked up again, or did you change it?

    Also, this is why I want one of those laser hair removal things. Because no matter what sort of torture I use on my nethers, the end result is anger.

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