TMI

Today I spent much more time with my pants off in doctor’s offices than is really comfortable.

First was a visit to the gyno because of my old pal Yeast Infection. Or something. Nothing like a quick speculum insertion first thing in the morning. Haven’t had a wake-me-up like that since my every other day ultrasound wandings with the vaggie cam. Better than a trip to Starbuck’s.

Then I had to go to my family practice doctor to have the mole on my bikini line removed. I’m a very moley person and have to have them removed periodically. So far (knock wood) they’ve all been nothing to worry about but it’s still a pain, literally and figuratively, to have them removed. Plus I just don’t usually have my pants off at my family doctor’s office. Usually it’s a sinus infection or tendonitis or a cricked neck. That’s a little weird.

The worst part is that I can’t take Bridgie to swimming on Tuesday. We missed today thanks to my last minute gyno appointment and then my other doctor told me I can’t go swimming until the stitches come out next Thursday. Poor Bridgie. And Jake will be out of town next week too. So I shamelessly begged Karin to go with us and hold Bridget in the pool for her lessons. Then I begged the doctor to give me an early appointment next Thursday so I can get the stitches out and make it to swim lessons.

Now I think it’s a vicodin night as my nerve blocker is wearing off and this incision is really starting to hurt.

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