Your Lights are On

September 2nd, 2005

Ladies and gentlemen, I am smuggling raisins today. Yes, my nipples are standing at attention, trying to figure out when we moved to Greenland. They are not pleased. And neither am I. How terribly embarassing. Why can’t anyone understand that just because it’s hot outside, it is not necessary to cool the office to 58 degrees? Really. I need a blanket or something.

See how other people are blogging about the hurricane victims? Nope, not me. Gotta talk about my nipples.

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4 Responses to “Your Lights are On”

  1. Jake on September 2, 2005 3:42 pm

    Keep talking! Who’s stopping you???Mmmm… nipples…

  2. Karin on September 2, 2005 5:43 pm

    Now, that’s funny! I hate when that happens… and it seems like the more you think about it (them?) the worse (or better, depending on your perspective) it gets! ;)

  3. Jake on September 3, 2005 12:15 am

    You were correct with better. Much much better.

  4. reese on September 4, 2005 12:32 pm

    Attention! Hup two three four, hup two three four!

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