And By The Way…

September 7th, 2004

Yes, both my posts tonight will revolve around my cooter. Sorry.

I have to go to the Gyno tomorrow. What fun. And part of this doctor’s exam is a VERY brief insertion into the rectum to feel the underside of the uterus (or so she says, anyway…..) I imagine my face when she does this to be like the dog’s face when she gets her temperature taken at the vet. I don’t want to be anally violated. Exit only, lady. Exit only.