Advice

June 30th, 2006

For any of you pregos out there who may be dealing with the torture that is constipation, this one’s for you.

Oatmeal in the morning = poop in the afternoon. Like magic, I tell you. The only problem is that it works a little too soon, if you know what I mean. I hate to poop at work, but you gotta do what you gotta do. And I have found a super secret women’s bathroom that, while a bit of a longer walk than the one right around the corner from me, offers a lot more privacy. I know, I know. I feel like George Costanza sneaking off to my own private bathroom. I promise, I have not yet sunk so low that I am bringing my own bathmat and toilet paper from home. Although, it would be more cozy, now wouldn’t it? Hmmmm…..


2 Responses to “Advice”

  1. Emily on July 2, 2006 10:54 am

    Everyone in our office had admitted to going to a different floor if they need to poop. We don’t mind talking about pooping around one another; we just dont’ want to DO it.Weird, eh?

  2. b. on July 6, 2006 4:19 pm

    i went with raisin bran in the morning for the early afternoon poop… but whatever works for you!! gosh, isn’t pregnancy glamorous!?!?!?

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