The Last of the Answers

I really was able to drag this question and answer thing out, wasn’t I? Well, it seems the questions have tapered off, so this should be the last of the answers.

Reese (who designed the look of this site, FYI) wants to know: once you’re in ‘advanced’ pregnancy, is it difficult or awkward to have sex? I would say unequivocally YES. I am large in the belly area which makes certain positions quite uncomfortable, if not downright impossible. The ways that do work are not big hits in my book. Still, we must continue to try. Of course, I’m actually not all that interested these days anyway, because I am a large moose with heartburn all the time. Jake is very patient and sweet, though.

Carolyn wants to know: Have you or your husband ever been sledding naked? I know that she thinks the answer to this question is yes, but it’s not. Truthfully, we just witnessed her husband sledding naked. New Year’s Eve. New England. Our husbands both snot-slingin’ drunk from Jaegermeister. Someone decides to sled. These things happen. I was completely sober that night, so my memory rules over those whose memories are a bit fuzzy.

Annastazia wants to know: What’s your favorite pair of shoes and why? Well, none of my shoes fit anymore so this question is bittersweet for me. I think my all time favorites are a pair of Cole-Haan black leather moccasin type slides (moccasins up front, no heel). In case you couldn’t guess, my tastes lean towards the preppy side of the spectrum. I love these shoes so much because a) they were a steal - I bought them at a Marshall’s in Brooklyn for about half of what they were worth; b) they will probably survive a nuclear war. I’ve had them for over five years now and they are holding up fabulously; and c) they are so comfy and versatile. I love them with jeans or black pants or khakis, I’ve even worn them with a well loved J. Crew long linen skirt that I no longer have. It broke my heart when I tried to put them on a month or so ago and my fat swollen feet would not fit into them. I think that is the main reason I am praying so hard for my feet to shrink somewhat because if I can’t wear these shoes again, I don’t know what I will do.

Annastazia also wants to know: If you were given the superpower of flight, where would you go first? Well, I can tell you for damn certain that my ass would not be sitting in rush hour traffic like a chump anymore.

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