It Was the Baby, I Swear!
December 20th, 2006
Today I had to take Bridget with me to the doctor for my four-week post partum checkup. We waited a good long while in the waiting room, but my girl was in that quiet alert phase I love so much. She was wide awake and just looking around at everything. Then she got hiccups, which is par for the course and usually they don’t bother her, so it’s just a funny sound she makes. Then she started farting. At home, we just laugh when she toots and think how adorable it is. It really never occurred to me that she might do it in public one day and that other people might hear her. And worse, they might think it was me.
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I’m rolling on the floor laughing at the thought of her tooting and people thinking it was you. What an interesting predicament!
Just think - it goes both ways. Now you can toot and blame it on her!!
Eliana tooted so much that I used to make Chris hold her (especially in church) so that people wouldn’t think it was me. Hers were noisy AND stinky, so there was no denying was was going on.